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Acwder, January 2012, edited

Last night was spent out clubbing with some friends after a nice dinner where we said goodbye to a girl who've lived on the same floor as me for the last 2½ years.

While being on the dance floor, I recieved a text message from Joe. The time was 00:54 ST, the message was short and to the point. This is the conversation that followed:

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Joe: CD warmoding! Get your prot up!
Me: Fuck im on the Dancefloor
Joe: Still 2 tics till guild are in so first KT prolly soonest in 6-8.
Me: Just converted here on the dancefloor, thats dedication!


I then continued with the partying and didn't hit the bed until around 04 ST.

A text message woke me up, early, way to early.

This time it was Roon, 09:00 ST “kt on you, gr roon”. At this point I started to argue with myself if I really had to drink all those shots last night.

I figured that I was either dead or I would be safe until the next tick, so I took a few minutes to stop the world from spinning around and then logged on.

The news was grim, I was dead, mainly grabbed down by four standard grabs, all within 26 seconds before the tick. My turtle mode didn't do much good after loosing close to half of my acres.

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2012-01-27 09:00:18 5 storms of fireballs rained from the sky! 2 citizens were killed.


The End.


[EM], January 2012

True story: I used to throw out my phone for orkfia texts. But started getting weird pictures...

So never doing that again >_> If I die 3am in the morning in a good ZzZz.. then it is God's will!


Tiia, January 2012

Gives new meaning to “two left feet”!

My condolences Acwder - hope the hangover was short-lived too.


Canadian1, January 2012

i can just see the one armed whiteman dance while converting to wm! hahaha too funny!


CecilvonBismarck, January 2012

ty for the mental image canadian.lol

or him telling his girl to wait 5min cause someone is trying to kill him


Canadian1, January 2012

HAHAHA!
AC-“hold on BABY...important business”
girl-what is that?
AC- somebody's trying to kill me...
girl- WHAT???!!!
AC- ain't no thing! keep shaking that ass!
girl- OK!!!
AC- YAH! I'm RICK JAMES BITCH!
hahahahaha i might have went overboard lol


Kelvin, January 2012

What old orkfian didn't have sex in front of the computer to not miss a KT? :P


Canadian1, January 2012

LOL!!! IM going to...here i...omg!!!...im going to....BAMMMM killed that mofo!...thanks for the sex btw...


Sonix, January 2012, edited

*sigh* the curse of the “hidden” nazgul race benefits

Nazgul
Soulless creatures experimented on with evil necromancy, the Nazgul believe their “curse” to be a gift. The Nazgul have strong resistances due to the ancient curse placed on them.
… read more
RACIAL ABILITIES

2 hour returntime
(But increased hangover recovery time)

Immune to intercepts
(150% increased distractability by girls)

25% resistance to mystics and thievery
(200% more effected by booze)

25% chance to fail spells and ops
(+50% chance to relax about orkfia after firsts drink)


CecilvonBismarck, January 2012

lmao


Canadian1, January 2012

good stuff sonix :P


Sonix, January 2012, edited

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the Nazgul believe their “curse” to be a gift


Thinkin this, he continued on his dancing thinking his “hidden” benefits would get him some action tonight. Instead, he got a massive hangover.... and death.

Just goes to show you kids! Drinking KILLS! Don't Do It


CecilvonBismarck, January 2012, edited

watch we find out in a week that his girl is also prego.lol


Sonix, January 2012

LOL if he actually had a girl, that would be what we call a double whammy.


CecilvonBismarck, January 2012

ok credit must be given where it is due

cd has an awesome pic now


Canadian1, January 2012

HAHAHA hats off for sure! Red|ine on a standard saturday night hahahaa


Joe, January 2012

At least you made some people happy Acwder :P


Canadian1, January 2012

nice change eh :P thats right I said EH because I am canadian eh :P


Jamzi, January 2012

lol that is pretty funny - nice one Acwder hehhee :D


kopi, January 2012

JAMZI!


CecilvonBismarck, January 2012

good gawd i thought jamz was dead again

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