Who is EM?
Some of you may barely know the orkfian EM, who has only recently returned from a nearly 2 year hiatus. He left very shortly after Orkfia turned into Orkfia Infinity (and before it was known as “Alliances at War”).

I'm not exactly positive why I am speaking in third person.
Anyway, I was very well known (and am graciously getting that reputation once again) as an arrogant spammer and flamer who often made photoshop banners flaming staff and individuals who showed signs of gayness. Not the real gayness like Twister and Jupiler, EM likes that kind of gayness, but the gayness/lameness that often ensues when people get together.

But fear not, EM is not as much of a dickhead as he may seem. Sure, he flames and will call your mother an inbred barbarian/gorilla failed Hitler-experiment crossbreed, but he doesn't mean it. He doesn't dislike anyone on orkfia. He simply voices the opinion (although often times embellished and exaggerated) of those who do not speak up for themselves. Originally, he spoke for the smaller crowd who did not have a voice in the game. The game was ruled by a tyrannical staff who did whatever THEY liked with little care about the majority or the game as a whole. EM was there to take arms and fight it the best way he could.

But all that hardass, dickhead, mean-spirited personality goes away when he's in his alliance helping out. EM is the first to take the bullet for his team, thats another reason why he flames, many times alliances have attacked his alliance and he would send mass-flames to all their tribes in hope they would target him instead of their original target. He is also there to help with anything any of his alliance members need, and will also go out of his way to help a new player find their feet in the game. (Some of the good players these days have been taught in some way by him).
EM also would run 45-50% labs (of course these were the days when tribes had to run labs all age for science, pre-infinity) when the rest of his alliance slacked as usual on science. He shows up at 90% of the KT's, and when he doesn't show up, he apologizes a million times and kisses the feet of the elder.

EM has been staff several times in the past. He has ran a bootcamp. He has won an age (largest tribe). His alliance has won 3-4 ages (Largest alliance). He has played for: [core], MH, GNS, WAR, FUN (SK), and even Origin.

He has been voted 5 times as best TM in the old ORKFIA awards.

Is he always right? YES (No.)
Is he the greatest orkfian there has ever been? YES! (Not even close.)
Does he care about what you think? Hell no. (yes!)

Here's your chance to flame EM! He will not respond to any flames, so don't fear flameretalition. Let it rip :D