EM is what I'd like to call an Equal Oppurtunity Hater. I think everyones been hated by him at one point or another. He also might have a list that he's marking off :P

u killed it already jolten, u were supposed to ask a question afterward...

why cant jolten follow the rules?

well next time list the rules dipshit.

-- because jolten is an idiot.

why does staff hate this game?

Because staff doesn't exist and hating is very much like not existing.

Why does Mike (=EM) act as he does?

Because he is sad.

Why is everything OP in this game?

_{You're actually 100% right Plato.. I'm sad for the current state of the game}

Because Aldorin was the main balancer, and he's gone!!!

Why did aatw name it old self spell (EM) after me?

Because Iluros had a certain sense of irony.

Can everything be OP? Doesn't something being OP entail something else being underpowered?

Ofc everything can be OP

Is Bolle always such a smartarse :)?

Except when he is on his multi account.. aka Joe.

What does purple smell like?

Purple!

What computer game has occupied the most of your time up till now?

Sadly this game...

Who is the most loved player in orkfia?

HaRRy, for steadily working on.

Or is it Jolten, for dying and then resurrecting?

maybe martel, our long lost leader

why cant we just make a fake classic and force EMs and redlines accts over there?

cuz.. the universe would implode?

why is surrendering so rewarding in a war game?

i always hated it, fameraping myself to 15k then lose a bunch cause allimates werent ready to fight back

is there really any way to make the system amiable towards actual warring and not just the attacker crushing the defender?

Force constant war-mode!

Where is Fr0st now?!

in a safe place

will orkfia exist in ten years?

with at least kp and og left

more accurately, will it even matter in 10 years?

ofc it will. we've got this virus for ~10 years and the last few years were kinda shitty. so we'll keep on playing this silly game and we'll teach our kids to play it hence a new generation of orkfians will be borned.

what should I eat for lunch?

you should eat beer and whine.

why is the winter so warm?

u dont “eat” beer and *wine, u drink it

winter isnt warm here so share ur weather with us!

when if ever, should i go to sleep?

(its food for alcholics)

You should sleep the tick when KT is set on you Cecil.

when should one forgive santa for poor presents?

Never. You just stuff him full of fireworks and incinerate him.

When is CD gonna mass reset as nazguls?

after we pause :)

is anyone else looking forward to the end of the world?

not really there's still so much alcohol and so many hot girls.

why does bolle dream about CD?