Because he want to join the sect.

Have anyone got a good New years promise that I can steal (and break)?

quit smoking!

why's it such a big fuzz with the NY?

because all the detonating creates a dense fog... hence the fuzziness.

Why are we allowed to launch fireworks while we're supposedly trying to stop global warming?

because every red blooded american knows global warming isn't real

why the heck cant penguins fly?

I was referring to an inconsistency in governmental policies, not asking a truth question.

They can't fly because they prefer swimming over flying.

Why hasn't EMs account been deleted for spamming the forum with insulting messages?

Because it can only be insulting if it's true. And truth shall set us free. Or something.

Where did Elvis Presley go after he faked his death?

I bet he became you.

Why does EM think Orkfia resembles Orwell's 1984 totalitarian state?

EM doesn't, he thinks more Hitler's 1943 nazi regime state, in which the Netherlands were nazi conspirators.

Why does Bolle always ask things about EM? (multiple choice: envy, admiration, or lust?)

Probably because he doesn't understand you at all.

What do you think is 'a good life'?

A good life according to my cat is 22 hours sleep and lots of food.

Android, iPhone or Nokia?

check out the real deal drinking song.

you like it or hate it but it tells the truth

http://youtu.be/mT7EcNHovJ8

ok i will make the post proper did you like the song?

and fail number 2...

why cant people follow simple rules?

mine is to start smoking as then i can have more breaks at work. Also to sleep more would be good.

Donk Donk Donk....

Wheres CosT?

not here?

elsewhere

why hasnt KP killed CD yet?