After my life as a Rept Hai I decided to go for its offensive alter ego, the Viking. I wasn't one of those little cute blonde blue-eyed babies – no, I entered this earth with a pretty amazing 800 acre heritage! That's due to my dear Rept Hai daddy, who had to release half his property somewhere during his life. Well, the money and the guards anyway, the property sort of stayed.

That seems to run in the family. Anyway, this 16-year old youngster grew up to be a sturdy and steadfast Viking, with a sharp axe and all of that sort of stuff. Except there were a lot of other baddies around, ones who had built up an empire during his daddy's life, and then frozen it in a cryogenic dome where time did not progress. Very interesting. Anyway, those baddies had inherited their frozen cryogenic dome and somehow made it disappear, and that way they all had huge 2k heritages, dwarfing (haha) the poor vik's humble estate.

These baddies didn't like poor Bolle Vyakarana the Indian philosophically raised viking. They went to war several times, but the watchmen were too alert and their attempts were foiled every time. Except, one day, they were drinking coffee in the tower. The Crack Dogs sneaked in and, although one of the watchmen jumped and raised the alarm, it was all slightly too late. They infested the poor Viking's estate, burned his home and crops, and slaughtered his peasants, forcing poor Bolle to release half men to stay alive. That was pretty hard, because at that point he had 3% homes left, although some incoming, and 20% guard houses incoming in 1 hour – just too late. But because there were no homes left, there was nothing left to kill, and the poor Crack Dogs slunk away. Bolle pulled himself together and cultivated his farm again. It bloomed and grew undefended as it had never before! Yet no one attacked him for quite a while, so after a day or three he dug up his treasure of 90 million crowns and bought his army back. That showed those Crack Dogs!

So there he was, by now a 50-year old gray-haired barrel-chested bull of a man with a mere four thousand acres of land. He concocted a righteous plan to show those Dogs. After steadily working his farm for another 10 years, he raised another ninety thousand berserkers and marched into the lands of one peculiar Dog, taking more than six hundred acres of land.

That sort of pissed off the Dogs. They decided to show that nasty little (pit)bull who was boss. Those hyenas blasphemed the farm of Bolle Vyakarana and ground it to dust:

1 inch love (#35) has charged into the lands of [KP] Vyakarana (#27) and destroyed 118 buildings and killed 14 looters
2 Sleepless Nights (#35) has charged into the lands of [KP] Vyakarana (#27) and destroyed 109 buildings and killed 14 looters
1 inch love (#35) has charged into the lands of [KP] Vyakarana (#27) and destroyed 118 buildings and killed 15 looters
5 is THE magic number (#35) has charged into the lands of [KP] Vyakarana (#27) and destroyed 126 buildings and killed 16 looters
An unidentified tribe charged into the lands of [KP] Vyakarana (#27) and destroyed 186 buildings and killed and killed 15 looters
1 inch love (#35) has charged into the lands of [KP] Vyakarana (#27) and destroyed 250 buildings and killed 17 looters
1 inch love (#35) has charged into the lands of [KP] Vyakarana (#27) and destroyed 115 buildings and killed 17 looters
2 Sleepless Nights (#35) has charged into the lands of [KP] Vyakarana (#27) and destroyed 115 buildings and killed 17 looters
5 is THE magic number (#35) has charged into the lands of [KP] Vyakarana (#27) and destroyed 125 buildings and killed 19 looters
2 Sleepless Nights (#35) has charged into the lands of [KP] Vyakarana (#27) and destroyed 154 buildings and killed 18 looters
5 is THE magic number (#35) has charged into the lands of [KP] Vyakarana (#27) and destroyed 208 buildings and killed 18 looters

Ouch! That hurt! And it wasn't all! They also poisoned the nearby creek, poisoned his food, even poisoned his mead. They threw magically induced meteor storms on the nearby trade centers. They removed all magical advantages. In short, they wrecked poor Bolle's tribe, destroying half his army for the second time in his life. But at least they didn't massacre his peasants, allowing Bolle to brutally tax them in order to stay alive. And he won, through endurance, because the Dogs, old and despicable as they were, died of age licking their brainless little paws and their brainless little bellies. That's what happens to those born in a cryogenic dome.

Bolle Vyakarana was by now seventy years of age. And he was angry. They had suppressed his father, had suppressed him – he would have his revenge! Thus Bolle used his good relations with nearby farmers and mobilized a huge force. They would prepare during the night and strike at dawn. But no – another treacherous force surprised them in the night. A force which would have liked to slaughter Bolle and his allies. They would have liked it so bad, so bad... so bad that they choked in the attempt, and, of course, in the excessive amounts of alcoholic beverages they had consumed.

Our heroic Viking woke up, looked out of the window, and saw a drunken wretch lying prostrate on his best pumpkin. Not only that, one of his allies had been attacked by drunks in the night! Bolle's neighbour Acwder decided to teach those drunks to abide Karmanian Law and Order. And so we went through the drunks, cutting them down where they stood:

2012-01-06 23:59:31 I'D Like To... has declared war against our alliance
2012-01-07 10:00:12 Our [KP] Vigrahavyavartani has laid the final blow to [ID] Convert Full WM (#41)'s career.
2012-01-07 10:00:25 Our [KP] Vyakarana has laid the final blow to REVENGEFULL K[ID] (#41)'s career.
2012-01-07 11:00:26 Our [KP] Vyakarana has laid the final blow to [ID] Shoot Toby Twice (#41)'s career.
2012-01-07 13:03:42 Our [KP] Pratityasamutpada has laid the final blow to [ID] like to not get retal'd (#41)'s career.
2012-01-07 13:03:42 We have been victorious in the war against I'D Like To...

Oh yeah, that showed those drunks! But that did require all their stashed up power, so they had to prepare again. And thus they prepared, all day long, until finally, at 21.40, the hour had come. Intelligence showed a 7k Dog had sent out all his thieves while another 8k Dog had demolished all his thief/mage defense save Mage Level 5 in order to explore 1000 acres. That was quite fortunate, but after all that's what happens when you're born under a cryogenic dome – your brains freeze, implode, and never start to function properly.

Friendly neighbour Acwder arsoned 70% of the needed homes on the Spirit Dog, FIREBLADE added another 20%; Bolle the Viking took the remaining 70 homes. That left the Eagle, who was online, which is always a complicating factor. Luckily, roon had long studied to be a mage. He'd become quite good at it. So good, that he burned 120% of the needed homes on his own, destroying 1433 homes. Purely for good measure, Bolle voided his spells and then the others did a little bit of damage – around 300 more homes gone – at the end of the tick, just in case the poor soul decided to release... and with two brutal strikes, Bolle settled the dispute:

2012-01-07 22:00:09 Our [KP] Vyakarana has laid the final blow to 6 drops of . . . (#35)'s career.
2012-01-07 22:00:01 Our [KP] Vyakarana has laid the final blow to 8 Wannabees (#35)'s career.