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Darkwing -

2012-07-09 15:00:00 In local news: Our army reported that during training, an accident occured in which 482 offence specialists were badly wounded and had to quit.

I only had 1000 of them, so nearly 50% got killed....isn't that a bit high? [:D]

Acwder -

lol pwned

Bolle -

no. killed is based on size, not relative to total off specs. So if you'd had 200k off specs you'd lose 500 as well.

Darkwing -

[:p]

lepel -

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2012-07-09 15:00:00 In local news: Our army reported that during training, an accident occured in which 482 offence specialists were badly wounded and had to quit.


must have been some accident.. hmm suspicious [:p]

Darkwing -

we were experimenting with laser guided bombs. The recession has hit my kingdom so we had to make sacrifices. It turns out that a few laser guided bombs is cheaper than maintaining an army of 200K thieves. [;)]

lepel -

see that makes more sense [:D]

Acwder -

Either that or DW farted while visiting his troops in their barracks. 48,2% fatality rate. Impressive DW.

dumahz -

He farted outside of the tent. Inside would have liquefied them all
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